This pig’s bacon was delicious. But she’s alive and well.

I’m eating Dawn the Yorkshire pig and she’s quite tasty. But don’t worry. She’s doing perfectly fine, traipsing around a sanctuary in upstate New York. (Word is that she appreciates belly rubs and sunshine.) I’m in San Francisco, at an Italian joint just south of Golden Gate Park, enjoying meatballs...

Australia v England: Ashes first Test, day one – live

England all out for 172 after winning toss and batting Ashes top 100 | Our predictions | The omens | Mail Rob The all-too predictable pre-Ashes banter turned personal as former England spinner Monty Panesar went to relatively tame and tiresome lengths to inject himself into the conversation – and...